Single but not available

Hmm. I always dont understand wut the fudge 'single but not available' supposed to mean. Its like u haf sumone but u r not truly entitled to him or her yet ke? Then that doesnt make any difference with 'couple', i think. Because 'couple' pon its not like u truly entitled pon kan, but i dunno. Tho ive been there done that, screw things, make things, break hearts, hearts broken. Ok, wutever people. As far as im concern im still single ;) Eh seswai ke the emoticon 'wink with a smile'? Ok im actually tak tau nak happy or sad for being single.


Again wutever, takde maknanyer i nak membebel pasal single, mingle, tangle wutever because asyik bercerita tentang hal ini saje. Ring the bell to all the single ladies out there (sambil menyanyi kan lagu 'single ladies' by beyonce, lol.) Sumtimes it just plain dead boring to cerita pasal this thing over and over again. But yeah, dats wut we do when we haf time to borak-borak. We're kind of stuck like dat. Haha. Anyways, enuf talking craps. I just want to continue miera's tag. So here it goes;


Bagi 5 sebab kenape anda masih single sampai sekarang walaupun siler sedar umur anda bukan 21 tahun seperti ade sesetengah orang masih perasan tapi hakikatnyer umur anda sudah …. (siler isi tempat kosong sendirik).


Im not ashamed to say im 22 going 23, tho i baru je ter-perasan muda the other day, saying that im 21 going 22 ;p

• Wasting times and being perasan. At the end, "owh i anggap u mcm my fren je, adik angkat je, kakak angkat je, angkat bakul je." Dang! Tak ke membazir bertahun-tahun begitu saje.

• Ayah said "Tunggu abes belajar la baru pikir", while mama said "Hang dah ada kawan ke belom? Masa belajar ni la cari." (sambil membuat muka hint-hint). Confusing ok. Mana satu nak ikut ni.

• Lelaki melayu kini, trend nya genit dan comel. Lol. Ok tak semua. Ada je yg tinggi, kacak tampan bergaya, tetapi dimiliki oleh supermodel-supermodel yg sexy dan 'the vogue the vazz'. I kan supermodel muslimah. Blegh! Mari muntah. But seriously, susah plak menjadi seorang yg galah. Hmm. I dun want la my laki to be shorter than me, at least sama tinggi ok :)

• Being fussy and cerewet. Bila akhirnya jumpa yg menepati, soklan pertama "Dia nak ke kat ko?" Zaappp! di situ.

• Kesimpulannya, dah takde orang yg nak. Kalo dah ada yg nak, sure dah tak single. Tp ada je yg nak, i plak tak nak. "Ada ke?" Lol. Life is complicated and confusing. Well, life's like that, wut to do.
  

Still wutever it is, i believe in jodoh. If say takde jodoh sekalipon, sob sob, life goes on! Damn, sedey plak. Ok, tagging anyone who thinks he or she is single. Tak single nak buat pon bley.